9th March 2010 | How to Drive a Tank...
How to Drive a Tank…in German. One sample chapter that is. ‘How to Hire a Hitman’, or now, as the Germans say: ‘So heuern Sie einen Auftragsmörder an‘.
Let me know what you think. If you have any English to German translation needs don’t hesitate to contact on Dominik Zander on sanjose1(AT)gmx.net or Donal Elsted the innovative creator of the experiential language learning centre Lerner Leben. You can also check out their website in both German and English.
There may even be a French translation on its way.
4th January 2010 | Reader's Questions
Happy new year to you all! And many thanks to all the readers of my book for your queries over the Christmas period. I now have a backlog and will try to respond to you personally or post the answer here if it’s a question I’ve been asked more than once.
Max from Jersey asks…
“I am a French man based in Jersey and I read your book. I really enjoyed it. I was wondering if you were considering to translate to French at some point? I think it would be a great success in France. Thanks in advance for your answer. Best wishes, Max.”
Thanks for your question Max. I know there are several translation talks going on at the moment and if a French version is commissioned I’ll let you know here. For German readers we should start one or two translations of the sample chapters on the book page in the coming weeks.
Thanks again, and to all my readers, feel free to ask questions at any time. I will always try and respond to you, although please bear in my mind that sometimes my workload or location often means I can’t.
Keep smiling, F.
8th December 2009 | How to Drive a Tank..., Journalism, Travel, explore
Over the last few weeks readers of both my book and blog have been asking me how they can get involved in some of the adventurous activities that I like to get up to in my own life. So over the next few weeks I’ll be writing a series of short articles that give you ideas on how you can join expeditions to the ends of the earth or learn how to jump out of planes, drive cars sideways or shoot guns.
To start let’s have a quick update from this year’s Explore at the Royal Geographical Society. Did you know there are more than 90 organisations on the RGS’s books looking for volunteers or staff to join their expeditions?
To give you a prime example, the gates have just closed for gap-year students with a lust for adventure and a passion for environmental science on The British Schools Exploring Society’s Extreme Arctic expedition to Svalbard this spring.
To find out more and search the database of organisations looking for people just like you, go here.
In the next two articles I’ll be profiling some of the opportunities available and giving you ideas for two years of space exploration, driving skills and tactical firearms on British soil.
16th October 2009 | How to Drive a Tank..., Journalism
Over the coming weeks I’ll be adding material to this site, and the web channel over at National Geographic, that’ll add a little bit of flavour to some of the chapters in the book. Here’s are two to begin with from the How to Beat Security Systems Chapter.
The first is to show you how easy some fingerprint scanners are to crack. As you’ll usually find it explained somewhere in the documentation on your home computer, they’re not security measures. First check out the guys at mythbusters as they show you how easy it is to crack open a ’secure’ locked doorway using nothing but a photocopier print out: Read the rest of this entry »
16th October 2009 | How to Drive a Tank...
This is a tongue in cheek look at How to Hire a Hitman in online markets and the real world. Just follow the link to read the chapter from the book How to Drive aTank… and Other Everyday Tips for the Modern Gentleman.
And as promised to all readers of How to Drive a Tank…, you can also download a copy of the infamous book Hitman | A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors by clicking here or on the image below.

Hitman | A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors
This book was removed from circulation when it was found at the home of someone alleged to have used the information in the book in a triple murder. Fact or fiction? Well, that’s up to you to decide.